Funny Notepad Tricks

Here are some really funny notepad tricks.

Convey you friend a message and shut down his/ her computer with this notepad trick.
@echo off
msg * I don’t like you
shutdown -c "Hahahah You are Doomed” -s

Frustrate your friend by making their keyboard hit Enter simultaneously whenever they press a key with this notepad trick :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)”
loop

Notepad Trick to Open DVD Drive
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7?)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Matrix Falling Code Effect – Notepad CMD (.BAT) Tricks
@echo off
color 02
:tricks
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto tricks

Open Notepad, slowly type anythingand freak your friends out:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run "notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Open Notepad continuously in your friend’s computer:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top